guapo que lucha

lo siento,

yo no hablo español (other than the little bit i picked up while working at restaurants-but those things are not appropriate for a family friendly blog like this)-so.... there is a little thing called freetranslations.com- i am practically fluent now ;)

little brother went to mexico for his senior trip. he returned with these awesome mexican wrestling masks. "little brother is....gato pequeño" "ok, ok..... little brother is gato grande.....now put me down!""introducing....señor jefe grande"...mmm músculos.....delicioso....desmayo.....caliente...mina.

dorks en el amor.

fin de semana feliz

(i deeply apologize to those readers who speak spanish....you are probably ripping your hair out after reading this- maybe i should have paid closer attention in those two years of spanish i took in school lo siento amigos:)

agustus gloop

this is my little sister.

her & her friends are pretty cool.

they watch the special features on charlie and the chocolate factory to learn to oompa loompa dances.

she tries to teach me....

i look kinda silly....okay i look ridiculous...

but it is pretty funny, especially towards the end when i start making up my own moves :)

and yes- we have twinner shirts on-she made them-

no we did not plan it, but we look pretty awesome.

enjoy. have a laugh on me :)

have a wonderful weekend ya'll

hmm...maybe i will pass.

i have spent many a hours day dreaming about the future- my dream house, my dream husband, my perfect life, with my perfect babies- well i stumbled across this website that can take all the guess work/worry out of what your kids will look like- So i put in a picture of c. and i and the computer generated these pictures of our future little gifts from heaven.
hmmm....for some reason i thought they would be more attractive and a lot less alien looking.

would you like fries with that....?

would You like that Macho Sized?(click here)

"shred the sicky gnar"

yesterday i scooted out of work early to go out and play(sorry kylie). If any of you know Chris, you know that he is an avid snow enthusiast and loves to 'shred the sicky gnar' (i think it means: snowboard in fresh powder )So though it was a slight insult to his "gnar shredding" skills i made him go sledding with me at rail gardens -which happens to be a place other "gnar" shredders go to set up "kickers"(ramps?) and other fun things of that nature to do tricks on-well Chris became envious of them and decided that he would not let the fact that we were sledding hold him back from sliding on rails and taking jumps. This is what happens when you ride a sled down a hand rail

happy friday

(for your enjoyment-click to enlarge)

to all the men who never listen...

Nagging wife, sausage help man win lottery

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A "nagging" wife who pushed her husband to buy a lottery ticket helped scoop the $4.2 million ($7.7 million New Zealand dollar) first prize — with only minutes to spare. The man from New Zealand's biggest city, Auckland, bought his ticket just two minutes before ticket sales closed Saturday night.
"My wife had been nagging me all week to get a ticket, so I when saw the Lotto sign ... I sprinted in to get the ticket before they closed," said the man, who asked not to be identified — normal practice among lottery winners in New Zealand.
"I must have been their last customer of the night," he said, adding that the young married couple had had a "rough" couple of years, reduced to one income after having children.
"I have never been so glad to listen to my wife's nagging," the man said Tuesday.
He discovered their newly won fortune Sunday thanks to his wife's request for a barbecued sausage.
'All I wanted was a sausage'Out shopping for bargains, the man said he didn't have enough money to buy his wife the sausage she'd asked him for. So he decided to check his Saturday lottery ticket in case he'd won a small prize.
"I could not believe it when they said I was actually the big winner," he said.
When he showed the printout to his wife, she initially thought they had won $4,200.
"When she realized how much it really was, she fell to the floor, and then said: 'but all I wanted was a sausage.'"